Authorize.net is a pain in the ass.

Posted Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Press 1 to repeat this automated, useless advice

Press 2 to return to the main menu

Press 3 to switch to a merchant services provider that answers the phone and helps you with your issues in a timely manner.

Press 4 to deal with an account login ID page that says you have misspelled your own name

Press 5 to deal with live chat that cannot help you without your login ID